Hairy Nipples

Someone you don't like, or are disgusted by. May infect you with the hairy nipple virus. Most often a fat female. WIll try to rape you while you're asleep. All limbs that come in contact with this person MUST be amputated. Italian males are particularly susceptible to contract this disease and have the worst immunity.

Someone you avoid at ALL costs.

"I saw "Hairy Nipples" the other day.."
"Shit! Did she infect you?"

"It's Hairy Nipples!!!"
"Don't hide behind me, where am I supposed

by wealouche November 13, 2010

Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 6, 2018

hairy bunny

When your glass shower door is frosted and you draw a picture of Ted Cruz in it.

Uh! I just saw a hairy bunny and my boner died.

by fudge ya ted cruz June 19, 2016

hairy pissflap

Hairy beef curtains . A British donner kebab with slaw . Pissflaps with hair as long as your arm with the possibility of tagnuts.
Dirty dirty pissflaps

Hairy pissflaps are Pissflaps with hair. Usually unusually long
Oi Dave Look at those fucking dirty pissflaps on that fat old slags minge. That is one hairy clunge

I bet you'd love a bit of that in yer gob.

You can flas yer teeth with that shit

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront April 9, 2020

Hairy Donk

Another word for Butt Chin.

“That dude back their had a seriously huge hairy donk!”

by Killer Steam Car February 5, 2019

Dirty hairy

Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there

My guy had fuckin dirty hairy down there I had ta retreat

by Who’s hunting whom September 1, 2020

Hairy Frenchie

A beard without a mustache.

That man’s hairy frenchie is very full.

by dankvaulter August 12, 2019