Fag Hag

A straight women how wants to have sex with gay man.

She knows he's gay, she's his Fag Hag. She wants to have sex with him but I don't think he's drunk enough yet...

by OmBoy January 8, 2015

The OG Hag

A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.

„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“

by QueenOfTheFagHags November 4, 2020

Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.

Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023

Hag

Evil old man, considered frightful or ugly.

Jason is such a hag. He scares small children at Halloween.

by Hunny Bunny March 20, 2024

hag digger

a derogatory slur for an older trans-woman.

Look at that fuckin' hag digger over there.

by gratesage April 27, 2024

Rat Hag

A mum that is broke, diseased, on rations, black haired and with a blonde son

Emma: Ben's mum is a rat hag
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male

by 4Faded20 May 20, 2021

Hag

Historically, a hag is an old, ugly woman with evil powers. Much like witches, crones, and banshees, hag has become a sexist insult degrading women.

"This crazy old Hag cursed my son!"

by anonymous April 22, 2024