mind grenade

Another word for mindfuck as used in the film Yes Man.

Frank: You should really read this book. It's amazing, he tells you all this stuff and it's like a mind grenade.

by atwig December 22, 2008

Face Grenade Eater

Some one who eats Face Grenades like it's their day job. This is a terrible thing to be, and only the biggest gaybos you've ever seen are one. Avoid being called this at all costs.

Also known as an FGE for short.

Garrett: Wow you are a huge Face Grenade Eater!

Fallon: I know, there's nothing I can do about it :(

by MTFjr February 7, 2008

Grenader

Someone who, like a good soldier, will hop on a "grenade" (ugly girl) and take all necessary damage from said decision to ensure a buddy can score with said grenade's much more attractive friend.

SIDE NOTE: Bonus points if you get a BJ and her name is dyke-ish, like Becky or Barbara but goes by Barbie or something much sexier.

JJ: Look at that blonde over there.
Adam: Yeah, but her friend is fugly.
JJ: You owe me man.
Adam: Dammit, I'll be the Grenader.

by Fatz39 February 1, 2012

Grenade Sweeper

A living legend. A guy that takes one for The Crew and sweeps ugly chicks away from their dicks and onto his own. Sacrificing his dignity like a Champ.

Oh shit! These grenades are tryin us hard man! We need to call the Grenade Sweeper in on this one.

by Wookus Maximus March 9, 2011

Grenade Buzzer Beater

When you have a shit night and you wanted get laid and there was no one in your standards to take home, so as the the club is closing you grab a grenade and take her home..

Its like Kobe Byrant in the 4th quarter, you need some points fast, so as time is going down.. you hit a Grenade Buzzer Beater, grab whats left and toss her in the cab and head home.. Winning style

you with your boys about to go out and halla at them, that you hope that don't have to pull G.B.B... cause getting up in the morning, you wish you went home alone

by Tank0714home_run June 1, 2011

the grenade launcher

A weapon commonly used in FPSs. Can backfire, causing teamkill or suicide.

Hold "x" to swap for grenade launcher.

by Steve Smith August 1, 2004

Kitten Grenade

Kittens so cute its like a grenade explosion of cuteness. Usually talking about ones that are found in the pet store. Not the strays but the strays can also be part of a Kitten Grenade.

Those kittens werwe so cute I thought there was a kitten Grenade!

by TCx73 November 25, 2010