A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
Get the Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbagemug. You can use it to call people who are bad at games even though they may say they are quite good. It must always be Infront of the person's name to use it or it will have a different meaning. Nathen-Garbage is for describing people who are bad at games but say the are the best at them and are usually toxic.
by DefinitelyYourMom July 9, 2022
Get the Nathen-Garbagemug. Special/required clothing (“garb”), such as work-uniforms or costumes, that the wearer resents/finds offensive because:
(1) the clothes are uncomfortable, cumbersome, too light/heavy for ambient temperatures, etc.
(2) the garments are inelegant or overly plain, and so he feels that wearing the clothes is demeaning
(3) he dislikes the colors, styles, etc. as being too bold, loud, and/or needlessly-formal for the job/occasion
(4) the clothes’ material is too delicate and/or hard to keep clean/neat/undamaged, and so he finds them an arduous chore to care for and keep out of harm’s way while wearing them.
(1) the clothes are uncomfortable, cumbersome, too light/heavy for ambient temperatures, etc.
(2) the garments are inelegant or overly plain, and so he feels that wearing the clothes is demeaning
(3) he dislikes the colors, styles, etc. as being too bold, loud, and/or needlessly-formal for the job/occasion
(4) the clothes’ material is too delicate and/or hard to keep clean/neat/undamaged, and so he finds them an arduous chore to care for and keep out of harm’s way while wearing them.
Every time I go to work, I have to wear that revolting starched-denim garbage they dish out --- ironed and pressed --- from the laundry-room. Eeeyyyewww...
by QuacksO November 29, 2011
Get the garbagemug. cutting edge trash or worthless taste, aesthetics, etc… similar to avant- gauche but with less artifice
This designer tried too hard to be different last season, and so has dialed it back from avant-gauche, but has missed the mark falling into avant-garbage.
by hades 9 February 12, 2024
Get the avant-garbagemug. by r@inb0wSKIT April 29, 2008
Get the garbage bopmug. 
by Yemeyee August 9, 2012
Get the Ear Garbagemug.