Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

Dog garbage

Something so foul that, if given a garbage can and the full understanding that whatever that goes in that garbage can is gone forever, even a dog would deem it garbage.

Turn that shit off, that song is absolute dog garbage

by wakethewinds January 28, 2025

Garbagement

A Government or a ruling party that doesn't cares about its people but only making money for themselves or foreigners coming to work.

It's a great country to live in but the Garbagement is full of shit.

by MosiAchebe November 10, 2020

garbage

an erection of the penis

"She thought that there was garbage there."

-Larry David, about his wife's friend looking down at his crotch

by scalibrini August 5, 2007

Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.

“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”

by Chehala March 18, 2021

Garbagal

Of Garbage

Noise and garbagal pollution

by Garbage Enthusiast January 23, 2023

Golden Garbage

A type of person that has something valuable, but mostly useless in anyway.

Person 1: I can't believe he won fifty hundred bucks in the lotto even though he's just slacking off at work and doing nothing worthwhile.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.

by EggsFried February 5, 2022