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Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
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Garbage Sweat

Easily the worst thing your mother could call you
«You slept with somebody you met at the Frank Znort Quartet show again? You are such a pile of garbage sweat!»
by Shiteloadofsweat August 31, 2018
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garbage package

The most disgusting, uninteresting thing you've ever seen, tried, or tasted. The easiest way to let people know you're not about to try something again.
Man, the lingo these kids use nowadays is straight garbage package, fam.
by CaptainCoolArrow February 3, 2023
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Garbage Ass Trashbagger

An adjective typically used to describe someone who is both inept and useless at video games or any form of competition in such a way that it causes severe anger to those involved with said described person.
(The Garbage Ass Trashbagger gets bodied within 5 seconds)

Steve: This guy sucks at this game
James: Did he really lose that quick?! This guy is a straight up Garbage Ass Trashbagger
by The Icon September 7, 2018
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Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.
“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”
by Chehala March 18, 2021
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Micro-garbage

Micro-garbage, aka micro-trash: Small pieces of plastic and other non-biodegradable litter and garbage that annoyingly show up even in forests, beaches, parks, and gardens. Examples include cig butts; bottle tops; plastic tape from cardboard boxes; gum wrappers; broken glass; fast food anything (wrappers, cups, lids, straws, styrofoam containers, condiment packages). Take a deep look at any nature setting and see how many small pieces of garbage litter the ground and plants. (Then, pick it up!)
The wildflower patch was so full of micro-garbage that we couldn't enjoy the beauty until we'd picked up the junk.
My walk on the park trail was disturbed by the micro-trash littering the bushes.
By the end of our walk in the woods, our pockets and backpacks were stuff with micro-garbage.
She laughed at my nature-loving attitude, saying: "Your yard is full of micro-garbage!"
by CyranoWriter January 3, 2024
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A Garbage Trash Head

Yo you see Ex Over There?

Nah all i see is A Garbage Trash Head
by A Nigger With A Rocket Launche December 11, 2019
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