Fork in my side

An inconvenience, a trifle, (See also, 'Pain in the butt' and 'pebble in my shoe')
"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"

"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"
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Poopy Fork

When you stick three fingers up a girls butt and your fingers get very poopy
by Mcfoebapcap October 23, 2019
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continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.
i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.
by y e s dream daddy August 27, 2017
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nuclear fork

A person who burps a lot when sleeping from eating to much food off of a fork
Bill went to a diner and came back with a nuclear fork
by Kaitlyn Bishop November 06, 2017
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Fork Brain

When you have been awake for around 20+ hours and cannot think straight, or form a straight sentence, similar to being drunk
"I need to go to sleep, I've got some serious fork brain
by acrenoom April 03, 2021
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Orgasm Fork

A fork like head massager with multiple metallic flexible spokes. When used on the head, especially behind the ear, it inevitably starts to feel almost like an orgasm. Works best when someone else uses this to messages on another one’s head.
Hey Jonah, can you pass me the orgasm fork from the table, I need a good orgasmic head massage. Also, Jonah, would you please be kind enough to help me out with this? It has more effect when someone else does it.
by Pseudoneutron April 15, 2024
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