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John Edwards

Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by sewing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is “the only ‘real’ middle class American in the Presidential race,” yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate in the running. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.
John Edwards is among one of the groups of people that is most wrong with this country and wants to run for President. God help us.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 9, 2007
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Edward Cullen

Non-existent, yet worshiped as some kind of god by the strange subspecies of humans we have come to known as "fangirls".
Fangirl: OMG!!! EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HAWT!

Human: He doesn't even exist.

Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART!!

Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.
by Mr.Sacman May 2, 2009
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edward

a vampire, a man who is dead on perfection, his skin glows from radiance. Someone who is terrifying but you always want to see him more. He's perfect in everyway.
by abby rouse August 21, 2008
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Edward Cullen

Fangirl: EhMaGawd i just luv Edward Cullen!!!!

Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance!

Normal person: *Shoots them and then self*

Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*
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edward cullen

The hottest vampire to ever grace this earth! He has bronze hair, topaz eyes(they used to be green) and super pale skin(due to his being a vampire and all.) He has two sisters and two brothers, all adopted. He lives in Forks, Washington and loves Bella Swan.

He is better than Jake, because he isn't an insensitive jerk who forces himself on other unsuspecting girls who then break their hand trying to hit him in the face, and always will be.

He is the most romantic person on the face of the planet, even though he is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyers Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse

No one is hotter than he is.
Edward Cullen is the smexiest man alive!
by jennifer joe January 17, 2008
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Edward Cullen

a gay snowman often mistaken for a 'vampire'. is also a sparkly rapist/stalker who dreams of eating his idiot girlfriend, bella. created by mentally insane woman named stephanie meyer, who obviously forgot her meds when she created him
I saw some sparkly rapist pretending to eat his girlfriend the other day" "Oh, it was probably Edward Cullen.
by gryffindorseeker816 December 20, 2010
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Esgardo

The common name to name someone as intelligent or polite.
Or to refer to someone as the opposite of a dumbass :D
your very Esgardo.
by Tee Hee :D July 28, 2012
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