New England Handshake

The New England Handshake is the act of placing your hand between the thighs of the person walking up stairs in front of you in a handshake fashion. It can be performed on either sex.

Always let Mike go up the stairs first, otherwise you'll probably receive a New England Handshake. Ew.

by DrMikeS September 25, 2008

Better England

The United States of America.

As in: England is the dried husk that Better England emerged from.

Or as a citizen of America might say.
Man 1: Dude, where you from?

Man 2: Moron, we is both Better Englishmen.

by Johannasroberts October 3, 2011

New England Snow Plow

When a hairy man cums inside of his hairless girlfriend while she is on top of him, and she lets his massive load drip out of her tight pussy onto his chest. She then smears it over his body by grinding her hips up down his chest.

She gave me a New England Snow Plow back when I lived in Cambridge, and we've been dating ever since.

by rugburnatthefairmont February 2, 2015

New England

The only part of the United States where it's possible to be -10 and 102 degrees on the same day, and also home to the only state and city where uttering the words 'Go Yankees' will get you mauled by angry baseball fans

Example 1:

I'm going to New England- better bring three t-shirts AND my parka!

Example 2:

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a Yankees Fan get mauled by a group of Red Sox fans!
Person 2: Welcome to Boston...

by Capyb4ra April 5, 2020

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

by pentozali December 27, 2011

Enganese

When people mix English together with Japanese in things such as songs or general conversation.

"I wanna be free I wanna be free, Aimai na atashi no omoi ga kirei ni nagare ochiru, Waraenai namida no FANDEESHON yurashite suimen mitai ni."
"That Ami Suzuki sure loves her Enganese."

by Jeffers727 October 31, 2008

englund

Part of the Italian mafia blood line. They will kill for family. The last thing you hear is this name before death. Like the "ring" movie but you dont see it coming. Englunds are loyal and ruthless.

Better to have a englund as a friend and not a enemy.

by WhyDaFukNot January 24, 2020