Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

Dingle

Dingle means to be a Blackburn 'Bastard' Rovers FC fan.

Them Dingle Bastards are fighting relegation

by Bertie Bee March 10, 2024

quandale dingle

to be or not to be goofy ahh are you a supporter of the goofy ahh uncle productions corp

hi my name is quandale dingle

by jo jo seewater May 10, 2022

Dingle

Any object or thing you want it to be make a conisation humorous.

Hey man! look at my Dingle.

Look there's a dingle down there!!

by one and only Dingle December 14, 2023

Quandale dingle

Goofy ahhh

Quandale dingle is goofy ahhh

by 👽✌️ June 9, 2022

Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle is an internet conspiracy theory. He is supposedly NBA youngboy's long lost twin brother. He is husband too Seanica Anderson, and has a son named Jermard Benson Dingle. He is also a raper/singer. He is bestfriends with Kumalala, and his son was killed by Kumalala's rival Savesta. There is also a theory that his sister is Carmen Winstead, a 17 year old girl who was killed by her bullies. Quandale has been an urban legend since the 1470s, he is 572 years old. He lives in the state of Wisconsin but was born in New Jersey, and is a Quarterback at his high school. He is known for popularizing the term "Goofy ahh". His actual uncle is Tyler the Creator's doppelganger named Byler The Tarnator who is currently in jail. Since Quandale is an ancient supernatural shapeshifter, he has many different forms, you may have seen him in the clouds.

Bro "Quandale dingle"

by tttttt.5676 June 7, 2022

Quandale Dingle

put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom, he farted and a poopy almost slipped out, he forgot to turn the stove off and burnt down the house, has been apprehended in India for carring out multiple fraudulent Amazon and Microsoft refund support calls, his friend also passed away next week from heart failure, he will be escaping prison May 2nd, and then he will be signing autographs at the nearest McDonald's, he suffers from the lack of a father figure, has clinical depression, and "accidentally" broke his moms favorite vase and when his mom found out she tied him to the bed and spanked by a medal spatula, and his mom makes him have secret tickle time,

Just Quandale Dingle

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 10, 2022