Docker

the act of sticking two fingers in a male's anus and one (exaggerated) in the urethra.

man: you look hot tonight

person 2: you're turning me on.... i think tonight i'll give you the docker

man: excellent.

by livethefunlife November 12, 2010

upper decker

A modification on the "classic" upper decker. In a public toilet setting (where there are no tanks/commodes), you improvise and shit in the urinal.

When Hank got fired from his job, he pulled an upper decker in the company bathroom.

by David C July 20, 2008

Docker

A Gay Homosexual from Northern England Preferably Liverpool

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Double Dicker

When a guy sticks his dick in two girls or guy's at the same time

Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love how Michelle & Rachel always wear tight tank tops & gym shorts all the time!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hey Chad (wink)
Rachel : Hey Chad (wink)
Chad : Well looks like Chad's gonna have him a Double Dicker tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Don't cry Mark i'll bring Judy over tonight so you can have a Double Dicker of your own! (wink)
Chad : Yeah Mark you can stick you dick in Steve & his blow up doll! (lol)
Steve : Funny Chad how's come you always like a Double Dicker with me and Judy?
Mark : Oh My God! Chad had a Double Dicker with Steve & his blow up doll!
Michelle : GROSS!
Rachel : Yeah so gross keep your dick away from us CHAD!
Chad : GOD DAMNT STEVE!
Rachel : So Mark how about a Double Dicker at my place tonight?
Michelle : Yeah Baby I missed you dick so much!
Mark : (wink)
Chad : STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU!

by SlopNChop November 27, 2018

black and decker

a guy who is incredibly cocky and toolish but thinks he comes off as cool

"Wow, that guy was super hot, but he seems like such a Black and Decker"

by Hurricane777 June 25, 2008

Upper Decker Demolator

The act of filling the top reservoir of someones toilet with liquid feces. Preferably, after the mass consumption of spicy foods such as vindaloo or chili.

Oh my god, an Upper Decker Demolator! I keep flushing and it keeps coming back!! Ok, you keep flushing, I'm going for more bleach. And some mints, in case you have to siphon it out...

by dissy614 January 23, 2009

Dockers

West Indies slang (particularly St. Vincent & the Grenadines)for sunglasses.

"The sun is bright where are my dockers!?!"

by Lady Jade July 19, 2006