A sex move in which one person holds their hand in a jerking position while the other levitates to insert his dick into the open hand, continuing to levitate up and down to jerk himself off.
David and his gay lover, Mike, wanted to try something new in the bedroom. David then taught himself to levitate so they could try The Criss Angel
by Mattisthegayest1717 September 19, 2018
Get the The Criss Angel mug.The feeling a Mexican who has lived in the US for many years gets when they finally save enough money to retire back to their hometown in Mexico, but then they realize their children are Americanized and will stay living in the USA forever.
I came to the US at age 15 with nothing and worked hard labor and construction for 40 years, breaking my back and sending all my money to my family back home in Michoacan. I finally saved up enough to build a house and retire back in my hometown. I am finally able to live the life I always wanted for myself growing up. I finally made it! I took my teenage kids out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant to celebrate and they ordered corn dogs and spoke to the waiter in English. Talk about a Mexistential Crisis... (sigh).
by nemodat1 March 12, 2019
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A decade where it seemed everyone’s favorite artists, actors, and influencers, either screwed everything up or died.
Examples include Juice WRLD, XXXTENTACION, and Cameron Boyce
Examples include Juice WRLD, XXXTENTACION, and Cameron Boyce
by Great Beast December 8, 2019
Get the The Crisis of the 2010s mug.When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.
Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.
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The government is in a state of limbotic-crisis on whether to put the country into full lockdown or to allow people to go out, causing the virus to spread.
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