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Hate Crime

that thing you do to the Dunkin Donuts cashier when they remove the seasonal donuts a week before they are fucking supposed to.
I just want fucking donut, don't make me commit a Hate Crime again.
by bigwillydanielson November 15, 2022
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Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.
by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022
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blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.
Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.
by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022
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Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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Tru crimed

Verb; Murdered, missing or kidnapped, essentially anything that would/will turn into a "true crime" video.
"did you hear about Suzy, she got tru crimed last weekend."
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"
by Meghan Chino September 27, 2022
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Hate crime

When you hate your ex-girlfriend so much. You fuck the hate right out of you and her.
Mark. You need to give Amber a good hate crime
by Michael_Todd October 17, 2022
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Public Crime

An otherwise legal act or belief that runs contrary to the wishes of the self-righteous elitist establishment.
After Kyle committed the public crime of defending himself at the mostly peaceful riots, the political and media establishment tried and convicted him based on a false narrative.
by MNsnowboy January 1, 2022
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