that thing you do to the Dunkin Donuts cashier when they remove the seasonal donuts a week before they are fucking supposed to.
by bigwillydanielson November 15, 2022
Get the Hate Crime mug.A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.
Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022
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by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022
Get the blow crime mug.Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
Get the Commit a crime against capitalism mug.Verb; Murdered, missing or kidnapped, essentially anything that would/will turn into a "true crime" video.
"did you hear about Suzy, she got tru crimed last weekend."
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"
by Meghan Chino September 27, 2022
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After Kyle committed the public crime of defending himself at the mostly peaceful riots, the political and media establishment tried and convicted him based on a false narrative.
by MNsnowboy January 1, 2022
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