farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”
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Get the piece of cough mug.Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”
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Get the Kanye cough mug.1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit
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1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.
2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
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Get the Golf Cough mug.Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."
Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.
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Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."
Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.
#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads
Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
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