Treats you like family, a friend but also like a personal trainer, helps you stay consistent, tracks the progress of your treatment.
by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021

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by google bobby man April 19, 2018

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

Has a cool last name is the most swaggy gym teacher ever can kind of do a push up has a wife named Samtha an d two kids Tyler and Taylor
by S u n f l o w e r October 20, 2018

by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.
2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!
2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!
2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
