Chinese Mouth

The anus. As China is on the opposite side of the world, the anus is at the opposite end of the digestive system.

Jimmy started by licking Jenny's warm, wet pussy then moved south to her Chinese Mouth.

by Bonji October 16, 2008

Chinese Food

(1) And god said on the four day, let there be breaded deep fried balls of chicken, and there were....and they were good.
(2) I love chinese food....it always puts in a good mood
(3) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(4) Getting some chinese poontang

"I could go for some chinese food. I'll have a 4, 45, and a 84 please"

"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"

"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"

by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003

chinese pickle

When a woman blows you while taking a shit.

Martha just gave me a chinese pickle.

by desiato January 26, 2006

Chinese Bridge

a sex act involving two male gymnasts, two female Chinese contortionists, and a midget. Female #1 does a backbend. Male #1 does a handstand between her legs and performs oral sex on her. Male #2 stands at her head and she performs oral sex on him. The midget stands on female #1’s stomach and supports female #2, who is also doing a backbend. Female #2 performs oral sex on male #1, while male #2 performs oral sex on her.

It took 45 minutes to set up the Chinese Bridge, but it was worth the wait.

by DaveinTn October 16, 2008

Chinese dragon

Before sex a male sprays wax on his penis and lights the wax on fire and then profusely sticks in flaming cock in his wife or daughter asshole

Evan preformed the Chinese dragon on Cindy during a romantic day in bed with his daughter

by Shelly marx April 9, 2019

Chinese Raincoat

A cheaply made condom lined with Opium.

Salesman: Hey you!
Woman: Who me?
Salesman: Do you want to be high while you have sex??
Woman: Oh boy! Do I!!

Salesman: What you need is a Chinese Raincoat!!

by fjkalsdghnfjndafnor April 27, 2011

Chinese Brigade

A group of men who live throughout South Yorkshire, and make it their goal to make sounds outside local businesses in order to confuse the employees within. Also they have begun to travel around schools doing the same.

OMFG, the fire alarms ringing!" "Oh, don't worry, it's just the Chinese Brigade.

by ChineseBrigade September 17, 2010