Barkley

If male, a total faggot head who has no friends and is the biggest dick ever to walk the face of the earth. fucking idiot, likes to lick men's assholes.

That kid Justin is such a Barkley!

by flavola November 8, 2010

BARK

what a dog says when you say no

I said noooooooo, and the dog said "BARK"

by flutie January 13, 2004

Barking Pig

A barking pig, is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman was the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

Bark Bark

To indicate a woman who's breasts you would like to view and finagle.

A general dissatisfaction for assigned work in school

To show excitement for an up-coming event

"Bark Bark! Excuse me, I'm not from around here... Is it possible for you to show me your boobs?"

"Surprise... Bark bark!"

by Logan Snyder, Admeral kick ass February 12, 2009

barkchip

The thing you shove into the pee hole to get extreme pleasure while receiving anal from caitlin jenner with a strap-on while on heroin in a lake with a moose ontop of a whale dick while swallowing diet mt. Dew with your ass

That barkchip was so dank

by The wasted Bard May 17, 2016

Barker's Rope

Dog shit,Hound Cable.

I wouldn't take a shortcut through there - it's boobytrapped with reams of Barker's Rope.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007