Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.

"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."

by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019

brad

The guy who finished your last juul pod, the guy who plays gods plan 10 times at a party, the kid who leaves his house with all Patagonia on.

Brad is that guy

by DONTBEABRAD May 17, 2018

Brad Steel

When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.

The shipping container is right in front of you, open those Brad Steel eyes of yours numb-nuts

by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017

Brad

An insult describing someone as being unintelligent or describing the way they act as being abnormal.

Also can be used as "Bradley Muncher"

"Stop being such a Brad"

"Shut up you Bradley muncher"

by Hackachu May 7, 2018

Brad

A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.

Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.

by bigspoonerr May 8, 2018

Brad Sibley

One sexy fella the best lover there is and one hell of a fine fella sometimes he smells like sweaty skunk butt, and his false teeth fell out on the floor when he sneezed and he picked them up and put them back in his mouth

But he is still one sexy beast

I wish i was Brad Sibley.

by Bradisafool June 25, 2016

Brad Sibley

One sexy beast that melts my undies the best bed fella any bed has ever seen he is built like a old chimp and he really should be ever young mans idol

I wanna be like brad sibley.

by Bradisafool June 25, 2016