BonkerWonker

That one real smart kid that is actually funny for no reason. Very rare.

"That frickin BonkerWonker got on the principals honor role again"

"i know right the 15th time"

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023

Bonkerwonk

When something is difficult to understand or incapable of being fully understood and no other word quite encapsulates the shear crazy, bonkers and wild state of something use bonkerwonk.

The world is bonkerwonk

by Bonkerwonk June 13, 2023

God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.

"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"

by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004

player blocker

mp3 player or other musical device with headphones worn by people, usually females, to avoid getting picked up by pimps. player blockers are used to divert attention from unwanted strangers.

When he saw Chanelle with her player blocker on, he knew he could not get through to her.

by urbanlifestudent December 16, 2008

apple-backer

One who has been apple-backed

Aww dawg, I just apple-backed you so hard! Now who's the apple-backer!?

by Golden Delicious The Second January 9, 2009

Cock blocker

When someone blocks you from having sex

"cock blocker" you are at the bar about to leave with a girl about to have sex then all of a sudden a guy says "so how are your AIDS" to you then the girl leaves

by darkassassin9474 July 9, 2010

shot blocker

A person who blocks someone from throwing a pwadded up piece of trash into a waste basket as if it were a basketball.

He shoots and he..." "Rejected!" "Damn you Greg! You f*cking shot blocker!

by WouldBeAmazingShot August 16, 2010