Birthday Grudge: A compound word used to describe a person's anger as a result of others forgetting their birthday. As a result the victim retaliates by failing to acknowledge the birthdays of all of those who are guilty of the forsaking. This is considered to be petty behavior, and is often manifested on social network sites (e.g Facebook and Twitter).
OMG I cannot believe he is holding a birthday grudge against me. Afterall I did wish him a happy belated birthday.
by Ms. Banana Skin May 3, 2012
Get the Birthday Grudge mug.When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.
Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"
Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"
Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"
Tom: "definite!"
Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"
Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"
Tom: "definite!"
by Adam SSS December 15, 2008
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But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year
But still they say what an amazing friend you are and that you made their year
Thot you haven't talked to in a year: Omw its your b-dayyyyyyy. Stay as great as you are and thanks for making my year .Ps we should talk more . Love you
Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )
Me:Thanks (name here) ( Birthday Friend )
by Longneckgang December 5, 2018
Get the Birthday Friend mug.Early teen, building their tiktok platform by day and sleeping (or snapping guys/girls) by night. When they throw their birthday party and receive the cake, now, 14 year olds may choose to smash their face in the cake or share it with fellow partiers.
by UrbanDictionaryACC May 14, 2021
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by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018
Get the Birthday Nut mug.An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.
Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.
This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.
This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!
…
Smack! “One”
Smack! “Two”
Smack! “Three”
…..
SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!
…
Smack! “One”
Smack! “Two”
Smack! “Three”
…..
SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)
3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday
2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)
3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday
1. oh, it was your birthday? here is the last pork taco from my meal, its a birthday taco.
2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.
3. so where is my birthday taco?
2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.
3. so where is my birthday taco?
by nowunyouno May 21, 2011
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