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double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 23, 2014
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red barrel awareness

Has a video game sensibility. A) Used to describe someone who can start playing a video game at more than 'novice' level, due to extensive experience playing video games. B) Could also be used to describe someone whose video game sensibility stretches into the real world to a degree that is somewhat comical or absurd, or who chooses to describe people and events as if they are game characters or targets.

The word comes from the fact that gamers automatically understand that a red barrel in a video game will explode when shot.
A) This is his first time playing, but we shouldn't go easy on him. He has extensive red barrel awareness.

B) I noticed his red barrel awareness when he briefly considered driving between the cars in the traffic ahead of him, since it would only cause minor damage, and the car would still be drivable. I was scared.
by Spillpickle August 26, 2015
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double barrel squirtgun

A double squirtgun is when a man is having a 3-way with two girls, and the girls are laying next to each other and squirt at the same time.
Jon: I had a 3-way last night?
Bob: Was there a double barrel squirtgun?
Jon: You bet!
by Tyronasoures October 6, 2016
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Michael Barrel

The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay
"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*
by Lazengan July 29, 2016
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Double-barrel name

A first name consisting of two first names.
"What's you're name?"
"My name is Liam-James Kearney"
"Oh, you have a double-barrel name"
by Whaddiyatalkinabeet October 25, 2016
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sweedish barrel roll

When you jerk it while eating sweedish fish in your step moms bathtub
Mr milfer sweedish barrel rolled 3 times in one day
by Akamrnewyork January 29, 2017
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danger barrel

Danger Barrel is a small youtube channel with 250 subscribers. If you searched this up you are probably very bored.
Guy 1: yo dude do you know Danger Barrel?

Guy 2: No..

Guy 1: makes sense..
by Unirversal Mouse 26 July 14, 2017
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