Tie-bagged

To have a necktie, usually worn by a co-worker, draped over another's face in a humiliating fashion.

I heard the boss tie-bagged Gertrude.
Yea... first day on the job... she never saw it coming (shakes head sadly).

by doc cq May 26, 2009

Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016

Empty the bag

To ejaculate, to blow a load, to cum.

It's been so long since I've been laid, I need to empty the bag.

by T-Knight March 11, 2010

Catheter Bag

a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.

"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"

or

"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"

by bonbon08 August 10, 2009

Scrabble Bag

testicles, sometimes shaved, but not necessarily.

He was incapacitated for several minutes after being kicked in the Scrabble bag.

by posterart May 15, 2009

What the bags

What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.

Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.

Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?

by WhatTheBags June 2, 2018

flesh bag

A human who is a waste of all the useful component parts, waste of air and energy. They have entered existance innocently, but through developing into adulthood have turned out to be dud.

Your ex Dave is a flesh bag....

by bookworm July 15, 2020