Sam is a complete dickhead sometimes.He has the best jokes because he sells coke.He is good at everything even his trim.
He can even pull.
He can even pull.
by Bristol boy June 11, 2018
Get the Sammug. (Short for Samantha) A short ass thot who is incapable of getting a boyfriend who’s best friend is Connor
by ConnorSmithWontSuckYourDick November 3, 2019
Get the Sammug. by Godamongallothermen December 21, 2019
Get the Sammug. Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.
Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018
Get the Sammug. Your one in a million, best freind, hectic captain, funny cunt, wanna eat your face sometimes but I think that's illegal. And yea take care Bruvv
by Billesucksdick October 3, 2016
Get the Sammug. When someone lies about everything for no apparent reason. For example *walking down the street*
Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.
Person 1: I used a different name
Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.
Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.
Person 1: I used a different name
Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.
by Lieordie September 1, 2016
Get the Sammingmug. The BIGGEST chick magnet in any school. Always receiving emails from females and is known by everyone.
by UNCOUNTABLE March 17, 2022
Get the SAMmug.