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David

David is gay
Yo that man was acting like a David
by Slazeyu June 14, 2019
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he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING
"HEY IS THAT DAVID?" I SAY
"RUN!" says dude next to me
by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019
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A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat

They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
Person 1: man, that guy is a player!
Person 2: yeah, he’s a real David
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
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The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.
You see David with his girl?
Yeah she be going to the bar tonight.
by lasagna bitches October 7, 2019
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David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.
"I think I will steal those cocktail glasses from the bar and be like David"
by imagine that May 17, 2018
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A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)
by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
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The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.
God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.
by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020
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