Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.

When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

plum tuckered

being so tired after a plum tuckering day of breaking your arm and becoming a horse girl that you go to bed at 5pm much to everyone’s suspicion

henry: henryway, i am plum tuckered. i’m going to bed.
piper: but it’s only 5 o’clock?
henry: already? oh jeez i am plum tuckered goodnight

by jacenormanlover May 2, 2022

Tucker

A funny guy who everyone wants to hangout with he has blue eyes and all the ladies want him

Where is Tucker

by Long guy October 29, 2019

Hugo Tucker

A insightful person who has an abnormally large forehead and is a fein for asians. Hugo also it the type of person who has a disgusting fetish for black and pink dildos.

That guy is definitely a Hugo Tucker

by cumblaster November 2, 2021

my little tucker

Your small dick

"Hey Jimmie,what do you call your penis?" "My little tucker"

by Doily July 23, 2016

Adam Tucker

Known to many for being a nonce. Mr Tuckers are known for having large foreheads which are used for storing the names of many wives.

They are adaptable when it comes to hunting their prey and have been known to use social media as well as in person confrontations!

Daddy Adam Tucker touched me

I’m unhappy in my marriage Mr Tucker

by Glan Llyn July 7, 2021

Tucker

Tucker has everything you could want in someone. Hes handsome, very athletic, shy, but if your close to him he's super nice and outgoing. He also is a little bit of a player, but when he falls for a girl, he falls HARD. Very amazing friend, always eager to hang out, and do daring, but fun stuff. Great lover and friend, dont let him go, you will regret it.

Samantha: Tucker is so hot!
Hazel: Ikr you should totally date him!

by jnek fkjgnbem January 24, 2022