juicy salad

A salad that has so much juice that you can squeeze it out.

“Hey can i get a salad with extra juice to it?That I️ can squeeze the juice out of it?Called a juicy salad

by iMac hubby ass January 7, 2018

Satan's Salad

Yet another nickname for the drug Marijuana.

You-
"That Satan's Salad is freaken strong."
Your friend-
"Yeah, but its not as strong as my Devil's Lettuce!

by Bananicus May 15, 2016

Breakfast Salad

The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.

I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.

by Cherryish October 17, 2017

Jew salad

The string like hair hanging from a Jews hat

Hey Mike !! Look at the jew salad on that jew !

by Major toasty May 30, 2018

soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.

I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.

by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018

Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.

"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"

by Dax420 September 11, 2012

Pub salad

The culinary combination of a packet of crisps, splayed open and covered in Tabasco sauce. Invented in the Pipe & Slippers, Bristol

Oi Jono, one more pub salad and your bro is going to blow his gizzards

by Jono-L April 16, 2022