jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 03, 2017

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indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money

I got called to today

By who ?

Indian jared

by Matrix basics February 04, 2023

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Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

by Yagggahab May 21, 2023

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Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 02, 2023

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