auggie from wonder

the definition of deformed

if you survived a fire someone can legally call you auggie from wonder

by auggie is a superhero April 25, 2020

One Wipe Wonder

A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean

Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!

Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder

by Evered June 2, 2014

One Sheet Wonder

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.

Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!

by Infinia March 21, 2016

One Nut Wonder

A man whose ballsack has only one nut. You cannot differentiate the point in where the ballsack splits into 2 balls.

Friend: “Ooh girl, how was the dick?”
Friend 2: “Girl he only had one ball. I swear he only has one testicle. That man’s a one nut wonder!”

by FinnShart May 31, 2022

One tit wonder

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.

Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."

by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018

One Hit Wonder

Trapt

Person A: Hey do you remember Trapt?
Person B: Oh yeah the one hit wonder? They have like one good song called HeadStrong.

by JebbusChrist August 7, 2020

Stevie Wonder bite

When you take a bite and the food is so good that you close your eyes, tilt your head back, and oscillate your head rhythmically in enjoyment; akin to how Stevie Wonder does when he's feeling his music.

Becky: "Are you alright, Josh?"
Josh (opens eyes, pauses, sighs deeply): "Aww that was amazing-- that Stevie Wonder bite is going to put me in a food coma."

by joshua beans November 29, 2012