by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.
Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?
D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.
D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.
by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021

While your female partner drinks an A&W rootbeer . You cum in her mouth then drink it as she pours it into your mouth
Yo, guess what ? I tried the all new very sexy drink called the rootbeer float, you should try it with your woman next time you get A&W.
by Makito-X April 20, 2021

by Balamtoumg Palace February 17, 2021

by Fuckwhoevertookmyname January 11, 2023

Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.
I went on a night-float last night.
by TheNightFloaters April 14, 2022
