wake up

I used the CRAAP test, to identify an article to check and see if it passes the test. The title of the article is,“What is the American Dream? Examples and how to measure it”(Barone). I chose this article because I think it breaks down a detailed review of what ‘The American Dream is.’ Along with this it provides background research, evidence from books, and different perspectives. First I looked at the paragraphs in the article. It has around thirty paragraphs that are all well organized. Bullet points are used to clearly explain certain sections. The article was updated on November 13, 2023. So I know that the information is fairly new, or at least has been reviewed and is suitable to be presented. The information is pretty detailed in the sense that it is concise and understandable. However it is a broad topic and there's room for interpretation. I think this is relevant to what I want to write about because it is a basic outline of how people interrupt ‘The American Dream' in all aspects of li

I used the CRAAP test, to identify an article to check and see if it passes the test. The title of the article is,“What is the American Dream? Examples and how to measure it”(Barone). I chose this article because I think it breaks down a detailed review of what ‘The American Dream is.’ Along with this it provides background research, evidence from books, and different perspectives. First I looked at the paragraphs in the article. It has around thirty paragraphs that are all well organized. Bullet points are used to clearly explain certain sections. The article was updated on November 13, 2023. So I know that the information is fairly new, or at least has been reviewed and is suitable to be presented. The information is pretty detailed in the sense that it is concise and understandable. However it is a broad topic and there's room for interpretation. I think this is relevant to what I want to write about because it is a basic outline of how people interrupt ‘The American Dream' in all aspects of li wake up

by Abcvd January 8, 2024

The Nazi Wake-and-Bake

when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.

Karl: “i gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since 🤓”
Matt: “Thats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to her”

by TheMotherPlucker April 11, 2024

Wake And Cake

Wake And Cake
It is very similar to wake and bake except with cocaine. It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake and cake.' The world is changing. Back to the 1970's disco era of wake and cake. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake and cake is the the best meditation around.

All the Jewish dealers in the hood wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. Because it is day of rest. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. 8 dyas a week. Later, Cube. Then let's go get some frosting to go with that cake. El Don "Right right," said Dizzle.

by ShimDawg April 14, 2014

Wake-up-cum

The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.

To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.

That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.

Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.

That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.

This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.

Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"

by Squirtsky October 10, 2025

sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.

by Dos Bros May 8, 2017

Chrissy wake up

The name of a cringe song made in 2021-2022. Seriously, please don’t sing this to me.

sentence 1: CHRISSY WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS

sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.

by anonymous May 12, 2023

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019