Douche-Wagon

Like a Douche-Canoe but for land.
Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.
by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017
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Hustle Wagon

A name used to describe a tricked out ghetto car, or an individual with immense swag, even on foot.
by DOMINATOR AF February 15, 2012
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Paddy Wagon

1. A sexually attractive part of a person's body.
2. Someone who you don't want to mess with.
3. A police van.
Damn girl, you rockin' that paddy wagon in the back.
Damn dude, you cut, got them paddy wagon pecs.

You mess with paddy wagon, paddy wagon mess with you.
You don't rough and tumble with paddy wagon.

Don't drop the soap in the paddy wagon.
by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 24, 2021
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Dick Wagon

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.
My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.
by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017
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slab wagon

A small red car similar to that of Postman Pat. Used for gross sex acts.
Can't wait to get him / her into the slab Wagon.
by JSandwich April 05, 2015
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Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.
My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.
by Shifty McFoghorn February 22, 2012
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Chunch Wagon

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.
Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”
by chunchlord July 25, 2021
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