Saigon Wagon

The art of taking a pvc pipe and inserting it into the rectum of an individual and proceeding to pour melted wagon wheels through the tube.

Bradley snuck up on James while he was taking a nap in foods class and gave him the most hefty saigon wagon his highschool had ever seen.

by viddycent November 22, 2011

Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.

My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.

by Shifty McFoghorn May 1, 2012

Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Wagon dragon

Old west terminology for a Gatling gun mounted on a wagon, the aforementioned Gatling gun being the "dragon" mounted on the wagon which is just that, a wagon.

Outlaw #1 these damn marshals got us surrounded
Outlaw #2 haul in the wagon dragon.

by diggymac March 5, 2020

Olympic-wagoner

One who never watches sports and once the Olympics come around sports mean the world to them.

Olympic-Wagoner : Hey, are you guys gonna watch the big hockey game tonight?

Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.

Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.

Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.

by Jobin87 February 28, 2010

Chunch Wagon

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.

Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard”

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”

by chunchlord July 25, 2021

bug wagon

A dog that stays outside and therefore has lots of fleas and ticks.

"Lori, get that damn bug wagon out of the house."

by Donnas September 14, 2007