vacation dick

The opposite of a boyfriend dick ( rather large ) that you can't have on a daily basis

I had the vacation dick last night

by Theurbanfox April 09, 2016

vacation dick

Dick so large that any sex is extremely hot, yet very intense. Vacation dick can leave one incredibly exhausted from too much pleasure. Such sex is only good for one or two night stands on vacation.

"Hey Sarah, why did you stop seeing David? I thought you said the sex was incredible."
"Oh, it was! But you know... he had vacation dick and wanted to have sex every night. Shit got too intense for me! I need to get some boyfriend dick.

by Talienak April 12, 2016

vacation dick

The awesome dick you get periodically from your side piece. It's only so good because it's limited, taboo, and secretive.

Damn, I just met up with Brad, that vacation dick so good wish I could have it all day, err day.

by Supergrl2577 April 10, 2016

vacation dick

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.

Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.

by Lyncher69 April 10, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that has an asshole person connected to it. But is big enough to make you like the person anyways

Lance and his friggin vacation dick.
boyfriend dick

by Michaellingo April 13, 2016

vacation dick

Basically a massive cock that you wouldn't want to receive daily.

Hannah: I just rode a vacation dick yesterday
Some girl: No way, your so lucky!
Hannah: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it again soon it hurt too much.

by someguy...? April 22, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is of unreasonable size that one could receive during vacation time only. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge.

boyfriend dick
size queen

by SexyGrandma69 April 10, 2016