vagina cannon

a euphemism for giving birth.

so when is your wife shooting her vagina cannon?
shooting the baby outta the ol vagina cannon

by plee November 11, 2008

vagina

*The Best Engine in the World*
It can be started with one finger...
It takes any size piston...
and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental.

Vagina = Engine

by the trans am guy February 6, 2010

Vagina Angel

The act of a woman imprinting her sweaty butt cheeks, thighs and vagina on a surface that shows the sweat marks which form the shape of an "angel". This often occurs after a strenuous workout or athletic activity. Common among Roller Girls.

Girl A skated for 2 hours straight. She was covered from head to toe in sweat. She sat on the floor and mad a Vagina Angel.

Hey! How about we all sit on the floor and make vagina angels? Then we can take pictures of them.

by rollerrevo May 27, 2010

vaginal dentata

Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas.

You use this terminology to describe a female who appears to be aggressive and all round belligerent, basically a shrew.

" Kat is such a Bitch!!, what's up with her"

"yeah!! she suffers from Vaginal Dentata"

by 66seven December 14, 2009

vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.

I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

vagina slap

The action of one female to another where one gives a forceful cupped blow to the
vajay'jay.

Cinderella had finally snapped and gave each of the evil stepsisters a vicious vagina slap!

by Brett & Alice November 24, 2013

Secondhand Vagina

1) A vagina that is no longer tight like it used to be.

2) A vagina that looks so big and ugly it is a monstrosity and looks as though it may have the ability to eat a penis if one should go in there.

A Secondhand Vagina is very different than a Poonyatang and is therefore an exact opposite.

Every man in his quest for good sex is looking for a Poonyatang but sometimes has to settle for a Secondhand Vagina instead.

by CCRfromAFFY May 16, 2010