On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).

"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).

by Inok007 June 21, 2016

womb ticket

A pregnancy test.

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.

by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020

ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.

Ticket queens hog all the glory.

by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma January 29, 2012

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by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

Ticket

The price of something you paid for or somebody else paid for.

Damn I just dropped a ticket on these shoes!

by Greazy420 September 6, 2020

ticket tout

A person who asks people for their unexpired transit tickets and resells them to people for less money so they can save on the cost of a ticket which is an illegal practice.

I just saw a guy selling used tickets get kicked out of the bus station by security for being a ticket tout.

by James_In_Ottawa October 14, 2020