Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

basic bitch cocktail

Vodka soda with a splash of cran

Karen always goes to the bar and she orders the same drink as her girlfriends a basic bitch cocktail

by Daniel Galloway December 14, 2021

Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.

Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.

by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020

spanish cocktail

Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.

“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”

by MuertaBandito August 24, 2018

Quirming Cocktail

A game played with two or more people where they circle around a cup and start quirming until everyone goons into the cup. The last person to goon has to mix the reproductive matter with a drink of choice and completely drink the concoction.

1. I lost quirming cocktail at the sleepover!
2. I just beat my Dad at quirming cocktail!

by #1nufter March 16, 2024

Ice cream cocktail

When you fart cum on someone's face and lick it off after they ejaculated in your ass

My boyfriend gave me a ice cream cocktail. He fucked me and came in my ass. I farted the cum on his face and licked it off

by IgetBlumpkinsBitch November 11, 2021

cocktail

When ur dick comes out of ur ass

hey look i have a cocktail

by Rasshaus April 23, 2020