On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).

"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).

by Inok007 June 21, 2016

Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

ticket to the skybox

Drugs that make you

hallucinate

Don't even try cop, Ain't no motherfuckin' drugs at my spot
All you'll find in my closet is the high tops
And my motherfuckin' ticket to the skybox
-- Ice cube - Good Cop Bad Cop

by K1NAN December 13, 2017

international titties ticket

a ticket u can send 10 times to ask from 1-10 fotos of a girls titts and the girl has do do this

person 1 sends the international titties ticket
person 2 sends 2 tittie pics
person 1 send more
person 2 sends more nudes

by jackalob May 29, 2020

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2012

ticketing

driving above legal speed limit

i was ticketing past that Ferrari in my sleeper

by out1s November 18, 2018