Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

Pat my fruit

When a women wants someone to finger them and/or "pat" (play with) their clit

"Girl I was sooooo horny I straight up told liam to pat my fruit in public and I loved it!"

by Uberhorny69 March 4, 2022

orange cow pat

A black lady's fanny with ginger pubes

they are often on fat blacks and at night time all you can see is orange they look they look like a terry's chocolate orange

Dude:I hate black chicks

Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat

Dude:Dude

Dude 2:yeah

Dude:ewwww

by biker6676 February 12, 2013

pat the bat

A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.

"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."

by saucedaddy3 March 1, 2010

pickle pat

A pickle packin' punk, who can't afford anything and will try to hustle you for less than a dollar. Wear's a green pickle kc hat.

We call tis fool pickle pat.

by sausitza October 30, 2007

Going Pat O'Brien

The act of doing lude sexual acts to another partner, sometimes several.

Oh man I would not mind going Pat O'Brien on her.

by Anthony Trombino April 4, 2005