Damp January

A lesser version of dry January for those of us with less willpower or need to celebrate special events or just want a drink!

Me: I’ll have a dirty martini

Friend: I thought you were doing dry January?
Me: I’m doing Damp January.... not completely dry but not soaked as usual

by LizzyGlo January 7, 2021

22 January

International 'Friends with Benefits' day

22 January
Friend No. 1: damn..., January 22nd is tomorrow
Friend No. 2 : U know what that means... ;)

by Rly_cool_dude69420 May 31, 2021

7th January

This is the best day for people to be born on!

Hey its 7th January, my besties birthday, she's literally the best!!

by Annies DREAM December 7, 2021

January 2nd

Ask any boy named Lucas,Dylan,Charlie,Mason for anything and they have to give it to u

Me: Dylan give your bike
Dylan: No why

Me: its January 2nd

by asethic_helper December 31, 2020

January 10th

A day to sleep all day

Hey I am going to sleep.
Why it’s 5:00
It is January 10th

by Honeybear86 January 9, 2021

January 10

The day a sexy ass guy is born.

Damn Jeremy is fine as hell , i heard he was born on January 10th

by is0jay October 16, 2019

January 5

a day we’re the most complicated person was born

hey it’s january 5th
yes, this complicated bitch was born that day

by TheWisrLover October 28, 2019