Alien-ified Potato

A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)

Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA

by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 28, 2021

nordic alien

the term "nordic aliens" is a hilarious slang term for white people. it originates from the type of extraterrestrial commonly known as "nordic aliens" due to their humanoid shape, blonde hair, and blue eyes.

use case one:

A: wow who's that guy in the white house
B: he's a nordic alien
A: i heard he had a weird looking penis
B: all nordic aliens do

use case two:

A: the nordic aliens are really fucking up the neighborhood with their sting music and selzer
B: fucking nords at it again

by skullymundo January 31, 2025

Alien godess

Ricki simonds the queen of all you can see. Hoebags.

The alien godess took over the world!!

by Goselighting May 23, 2024

Alien

1. Weird mother fucking things from outer space that try and lay eggs inside of you so they can form more aliens that rip your stomach open and come out so they can lay more motherfucking eggs and kill a bunch of people. They are shiny and black with no eyes, 2 mouths, a bunch of fucking teeth, weird spindly things coming out of their back. When you see one fucking run bitch!

2. The movie

“HOLY SHIT! THERE’S A FUCKING ALIEN!”
Alien: HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS *other alien noises*

by Unladylike Bitches May 18, 2021

aliens are coming

When aliens are coming: 💀
After the alien attack 🛸: ⚰️

guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?

guy 2: aliens doesnt exist

guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...

explosion 💀💀💀💀💀

by mister camera November 21, 2023

ian the alien

Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression

Did you see "Ian the Alien" yesterday?!
Yea dude! He was dancing to that weird reese's puffs rap!

by 43156987iuyjhtgfvdwdr24r5y678u May 8, 2017

Aliens

The gays

The Aliens must be eliminated

by narkism October 12, 2020