tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.

Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed

by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011

tampon

a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.

Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"

Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."

by R34LLYrayn October 21, 2012

Tampon Racecar

Just an eyesore of a car

Verosika: "I'll need to park here for a week during spring break"

Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!

by Ilikeppjuice February 13, 2021

used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon Tantrum

When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged

Steve is throwing a tampon tantrum again

by LiberalTears101 January 28, 2025

Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon

I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint

by I<3Asians+Timsjap August 27, 2015

used tampon

the penis of a cheating husband

"I just cheated on my wife. I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022