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Stormtroopers Tampon

When a turd is dangling from your ass half way and no matter how hard you push you get nowhere
Man that jobby was hanging like a stormtroopers tampon
by Atomic McNoggin November 2, 2025
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Stuck Tampon

A person that is both a bitch and a stuck up cunt.

Because when a tampon gets stuck inside its both a bitch to deal with and stuck up a cunt.
Wow that lady is being such a stuck tampon today
by Ridesallyride95 January 5, 2026
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Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 19, 2025
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Tampon Tantrum

When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged
Steve is throwing a tampon tantrum again
by LiberalTears101 January 28, 2025
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Tampon

Some sort of absorbent material that can be twisted into a "tampon like" cylinder for the sole purpose of cleaning out a pipe, dugout, one hitter. I MUST be used in conjunction with a stick or similar type tool to "push" the tampon thru the pipe. I thing that comes out the other end is pretty offensive. And should be handled as if it were a tampon.
Dude hand me a tissue I have to make a tampon this thing is shitting in my mouth.
by Germantown Jiggaboo June 17, 2024
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with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW
As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"
by von groovy July 9, 2024
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