tactical masturbation

It's a term for masturbating (or busting a nut) before meeting a girl or going on a date. Now.. how is it useful? Well it helps you to think with your brain and not with your dick.

My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...

Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation

by Harsit2006 December 29, 2023

Gazpacho Tactics

1) When one is trying to describe "Gestapo Tactics", but is as clueless as WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene.

2) A sarcastic comment on contemporary American policing tactics when they use ridiculously-excessive shows of force against non-existent threats to public safety.

3) Any comically-excessive intimidation tactic that's completely out of proportion to the threat. (if any)

Also see "Gazpacho Police"

Sending thirty cops to a Tesla dealership where nothing was happening was nothing but blatant Gazpacho Tactics and a waste of resources.

by Ed Cox March 18, 2025

Tactical fried chicken

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood

He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 29, 2025

Newbie Foreign Tactics

When in fighting games as a decent rank player, you struggle against a new or low-ranked player due to the fact that they use strategies and their characters' kit in such a way that you have never seen before, or use a strategy that you haven’t seen in such a long time.

I was playing some games online and I for some reason struggled against a player that was way worse than me. They played so weird and the fight would’ve been easy if it wasn’t for their Newbie foreign tactics.

by VanillN May 6, 2023

Tactical Pussyfooting

The illusion of attempting an heroic act in a pussyfooting manner in attempts to sway odds in your favor.

That was a pathetic use of tactical pussyfooting.

Your tactical pussyfooting proved useful.

by MafiaBTW November 30, 2022

zone tactics

innovation in order to fulfill.

Dude. You know Greg has zone tactics.

by Juba Ba-Ba March 5, 2011

external ejaculation tactics

a tactic of masturbation in males including several methods like chinese pocket, japanese self-pleasure, indian air, etc. by which guys can ejaculate and fap when they need to, particularly in situations when they are outside and its urgent. by these tactics, they can fap without fully opening their pants and still ejaculate externally on their pants on lower dressing...

A: bro I NEED TO FAP RN
B: just use some external ejaculation tactics bro

by Okok32 July 21, 2025