bingus tuesday

the day of the week in which everyone is morally obliged to celebrate bingus and his brilliance.

diametrically opposed to floppa friday

Person 1: "Hey what day is it today? Is it floppa friday yet?"
Person 2: "no it is BINGUS TUESDAY u FOOL"
Person 1: "mm"

by sigmabinguslover69 August 29, 2021

What a Tuesday

Associated to Call of Duty: Black Ops, this term refers to something in the game that everyone thought was cool on Tuesday, the first day the game came out, but then was understood to be garbage once people came to their senses.

Fag- "Guys I just got the Enfield with Reflex sight and a custom smiley-face reticle!"
Person- "What a Tuesday..."

by White Ops December 27, 2010

Drip Drip Tuesday

A special day when you wear your drippiest clothes. Also know as Drip Drop Tuesday. Drip will be judged by the Drip gods.

Drip Drip Tuesday- The Most Special Day Of The Week Where You Wear Your Finest Drip.

“Yo Noah are you gonna wear drop on drop drop Tuesday?”
“Fuck yeah”

by Theat August 26, 2019

me on a tuesday

What you say when someone says something relatable

Michael: I sat in my favorite chair and suddenly there was a dick up my ass
Me: me on a Tuesday

by Some simp February 23, 2021

Tuesday

The worst day of the week. It's the worst day because Monday sucks, but Tuesday is like Monday again. Since it's the worst day of the week it's the only day you can kill someone and get away with it. Tuesday is a day of anarchy.

I'm going to kill you next Tuesday.

by Tuesday_Sckus Loochs May 31, 2007

tuesday

Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.

Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.

What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.

Obviously, Tuesday suxzors.

by new_revolution April 19, 2005

See You Next Tuesday

derogatory towards women:
see (C) you (U) next (N) tuesday (T)
a sort of acronym using sounds and the initials of the last to
letters to mean cunt

alright we're done fucking, now you can leave...see you next tuesday

by k-buckley August 11, 2007