Trunk Monkey

A person who is black that can't drive

man I hate those trunk monkeys

by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022

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Dirty trunk punch

You have a big nose and you are in the 69 position, you tongue punching her cooter while nose fucking her butt hole.

Dude did you dirty trunk punch that girl last night?

by Thuggnasty13 October 13, 2016

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Trunk Salad

When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island

Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.

by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024

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Feeling like Trunks

When you absolutely getting shit on by your buddies for your shit gameplay but you just hit the nastiest no scope.

Jay: Bro you’re dogshit you literally have no kills
DaddyJ: Dude I’m literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks

by DaddyJSchmeat February 12, 2022

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Trunk

WHAT!? SHE AIN'T EVEN LOCKED IN THE TRUNK!

Hym "Wait! What!? SHE WAKES UP! AT THE START OF THE MOVIE SHE WAKES UP! THE TRUNK IS OPEN! And then her phone starts going off in a bag next to the car and then she struggles to reach for it for like 35 seconds before she realizes that the guy is coming back and then she continues to reach for the phone! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK, BITCH! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK AND RUN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! IS THIS BITCH RETARDED!? SHE IN THE TRUNK NOW MAKING PHONE CALLS AND, LIKE, PUSHING ON THE TRUNK! THE TRUNK WAS JUST OPEN BITCH! WHY DID YOU NOT GET OUT!? Oh... Her spine is broken or something... Well then the name is a misnomer. They should have called it Trunk: Broken Spine... She has access to the internet!? She's getting notifications from Facebook and shit and she has a- SHE'S GOOGLING HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRUNK! POST SOMETHING TO YOUR FACEBOOK! 'HELP! I'M IN A TRUNK! THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE GUY! MY SPINE IS BROKEN!' She even has her own GPS location! Oh my God! She is bad at this! I would be a way better trunk guy."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

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