Jesse beeson

Absolute fuckin sick cunt druggos,
Gets pissy when you spell his name "jessie"
Also gets smashed off two beers

Person1: did you hear about what jesse beeson did last weekend?

Person 2: yeah, heard he drank like 5 great northans and fucked his dad!

by Poo-rolls are awesome October 20, 2019

Jess Schnapp

Jess is a person who wants to go out with Noah but it will never happen

Jess is so stupid to think that she is gonna go out with Noah and become Jess Schnapp

by jesssssss schnappppp January 12, 2019

ella and jess

Will light up your existence and turn your sad miserable life around. Their energy is unmatched merely being in their presence is incredible. They are the most iconic duo of all time .

person 1;"hey why are you so happy?"

Person 2: "just got my daily dose of serotonin"

person 1: "wow you saw ella and jess"

person 2: Yeh I have a permanent smile now!

by Abraham Ghandi March 1, 2022

jesse gonzalez

super amazing guy. he's sweet, funny, caring, cute/hot, lovable, playful, and a bit of a trouble-maker. he has pretty eyes, and he says some of the sweetest things in the world. he's unique. he always knows how to make you smile or laugh, and can definitely cheer you up when your down. he's very trust-worthy, and you can tell him anything. yes, he's some-what perverted and says perverted things sometimes, but only says it to make people laugh. alot of girls like him, but he's not the type of guy that goes and dates every girl he can get. you should feel special if you get close to him, because he doesn't let many people get that close to him. jesse is just awesome. <3

jesse gonzalez is a bad ass

by yup you already now November 15, 2017

kai jesse

Similar to china really fucking big and wide love food and if he fell over rolls down the hill. Cock-small. waist-fucking massive. Similar to a snowball, once he eats one thing he doesn't stop growing

person 1: you look like kai Jesse

Person:2 nom nom nom what cunt

by Christa Ronaldo November 2, 2022

Dirty Jesse

This guy is so cool, they wrote a song about how hot his girl is!

Fucking a Dirty Jesse is like fucking a rock star.

by JB224 June 19, 2020

Uncle Jesse

Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.

Uncle Jesse kicks ass AND has morals (and sweet hair)...

by Crew Middle Fork November 21, 2004