A tall one is when you jerk off while lying down and your cum comes out in a tall stream usually landing on your forehead, shoulder or if your lucky, in your mouth.
by Daily Jew December 2, 2018
Get the Tall Onemug. Tall tales are manlet cope, also known as short stories and leprechaun lies. Invariably expressed to you from far below by little voices, goin' peep, peep, peep, tellin' great big lies in their hissy fit manletspeak while wearing platform shoes on their nasty, little feet - just lol at tall tales telling short people 'round here. The content of tall tales often includes but is not limited to: manlet mathematics and guy height relating to the microscopic manlet's ludicrously ladylike and dwarfishly diminutive height, small man syndrome manlet rage-induced halfling half-truths about how the silly manlet boy could totally fight against a towering manmore and how the minuscule midget manlet definitely wouldn't immediately pass out and girlishly pee his pipsqueak, pint-sized, peewee pants, as well as massively delusional manlet cope about how the subhumanly stunted Oompa Loompa Ewok manlet is actually a happy hobbit because clothes cost less in the children's section and that he can convincingly cross-dress and pass as a women whenever the petite and effeminate sissy manlet desires to do so in order to turn tricks to afford his daily fix of step stools and booster seats (especially since he has a closet full of high heels at home anyway). Short people got no reason. Manlets rise up!
Allison: Manlet detected. Isn't that the tall tales telling turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Toxic Homunculus" Howard over there? Maria: Damn, I forgot my magnifying glass! Let's have a closer look. Allison: Oh, it's just a particularly petite garden gnome! Maria: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 1, 2024
Get the tall talesmug. guy: hey you're so tall
girl: thanks
guy: btw today is national tall girl day!
girl: ouh really, thanks :)
girl: thanks
guy: btw today is national tall girl day!
girl: ouh really, thanks :)
by princejimin December 22, 2020
Get the National tall girl daymug. by Littletyke May 19, 2017
Get the tall tree lookin assmug. Also know as air dancers. Also known as those hot ass wavy boys that hang out around car dealerships. ;)
by 1ob December 19, 2017
Get the Tall Boymug. Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022
Get the slap your tall friend in the back of the head daymug. by HoonDingalicious March 31, 2020
Get the Tall Papamug.