by Bergie Nights March 4, 2022

by 😄 Bangtan trash 😄 December 21, 2017

Yo Josh! What happened with that Chelsea girl you brought back from the party?
It was ace, she did a full spread for me!
It was ace, she did a full spread for me!
by Ylloz October 6, 2016

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
by aalh October 9, 2020

Beware of Meghan Markle's Raspberry Spread as it is not sourced locally and likely could be coming from China.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie March 6, 2025

A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.
by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
