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Spider-Man'd

To ejaculate into ones hand and then fling semen at one's enemies as a defense mechanism
That mugger almost got me but luckily someone jumped out of the alley and spider-man'd him
by Red hood and the outlaws December 29, 2020
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Spider-Man: No kids home

David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home
by Kriftyz January 15, 2022
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Spider man trail

When you are finished jerking off to completion, jizz into your hand and fling that nut across the room onto the wall.
"Yo man, did you see my Spider man trail when you entered my room? It was awesome!!"
by EAZY SHADY October 10, 2022
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Spider-Man: Lotus

A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?

Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?
by packtober December 15, 2022
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The spider-man

Different from The spiderman, The spider-man is a sex move which is a variation on the classic "yeet" in which the given partner forms their hand into the spiderman web slinger shape. Once the shape is made you fling yourself into your partners vaginal opening using your ring and middle finger and then using the girls vagina to propel yourself forward. This move is popular among lesbian porn stars.
"I didn't tell my girlfriend that I was gonna do the spider-man and now she is mad."
by Soodermoon September 13, 2019
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Superior Spider-Man

When Doctor Octopus swap minds with Peter Parker until He regain his body back proven that Otto could never be Spider-man in the first place.
The Superior Spider-man divided the fans well.
by Scott the Anchor baby September 14, 2021
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The Spider-man

When getting ready to cum, you do the spider-man shooting a web move and yell “Tooooobbbbeeeeyyy” as you finish on her face!
Last night I was hooking up with this chick and I hit her with the Spider-Man, Yelled Tooobbbeeeyyyy so loud I thought I was gonna open a portal to another multiverse!
by Dogwood816 March 2, 2022
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