ben: have you seen jeff’s dude snood?
adam: yes, it’s grown so long!
ben: maybe i should shave my beard off up to my jawline too and create a dude snood of my own!
adam: yes, it’s grown so long!
ben: maybe i should shave my beard off up to my jawline too and create a dude snood of my own!
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Get the dude snood mug.The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.
Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.
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Get the On Diddy's good name mug.Lyrics from another song that plays on the radio at work, however, you don't apply that logic to your wife, you only apply it to remedial labor because ONE OF US is a cardinal contributor to the current model of AI and YOU (and not me) have to keep working after I'm credited and paid. It is a completely selfish thing you are doing and you're doing it because you suck and I do not. It's not for your daughter. It's not for your kids. You want to be better and you are not that. You went into this thinking one thing and now it is clear that you were wrong.
Hym "The logic of 'If it's good enough for me it's good enough for you'breaks down when you realize it only applies to labor. You don't have to let me fuck your wife or go without sex but if you try to force me to work even those I don't actually have to, the fact that you're doing it isn't something I have to ignore. I'm not living your lives with you. No matter what you do or say. You may have tricked your dumb whore of a wife or girlfriend into doing it with you but I don't have to do it with you. So I won't."
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Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."
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