Shoulder Fettish

Someone who's kisses shoulders (Emanuel)

"Emanuel has a shoulder fettish because he kissed my shoulder 3 times today in science"

by Mr. Floors March 1, 2017

shoulder shrug

When you are being fake and you smile and say "it is fine, "you look nice", "I don't mind" And shoulder shrug. In the South it is "Bless your heart"

"She's nice" ( shoulder shrug)

by Shoulder shrug April 19, 2018

Shoulder nipples

When your collarbones sticks out on top of your shoulders giving them a nipple like appearance

Hey is that a tumour on your shoulder? No that’s just my shoulder nipples.

by Shoulder_nips January 30, 2018

Shoulder Pocket

A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.

Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.

by KoeiLovesJonsShoulderPockets August 24, 2018

Shoulder Nipples

Those pesky bumps left on shirts by the ends of the hangers.

Bob discovered too late that his shoulder nipples were quite erect. "Is it cold in here or are your shoulders just glad to see me?"

by Aldo Barishnikov2 October 22, 2018

Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.

I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.

by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018

Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019